red-liquorish:

cnnbreaking:

i dont know what order you read it in but its funny either way


"I had to do it"

red-liquorish:

cnnbreaking:

i dont know what order you read it in but its funny either way

"I had to do it"

(via myotpisgay)


murderofolympus:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to mess up so much crap god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your effing ambrosia and leave people alone

one day when percy finally snaps these will be his exact words

(via myotpisgay)


unmarvel:

unmarvel:

when he leans close and whispers to your ear  (◡‿◡✿)

"hail hydra"  (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

(via myotpisgay)


thegoatking:

i want to take selfies and model for psychology text books like this lady

thegoatking:

i want to take selfies and model for psychology text books like this lady

(via caterloopincandor)


thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

(via caterloopincandor)



misbehavingmaiar:

katimus:

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

image

*very concerned

*EXTREME CONCERN 

(via jerkbitchidjitassbutt)


dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

makochantachibanana:


fuckimcontent:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

WHERE DOES THE WIG GO?

I watched this for 10 minutes straight

WHAT. IN. THE HELL.


*hides under the bed* da fuq?

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

makochantachibanana:

fuckimcontent:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

WHERE DOES THE WIG GO?

I watched this for 10 minutes straight

WHAT. IN. THE HELL.

*hides under the bed* da fuq?

(via jerkbitchidjitassbutt)


likeamarshmallow:

illucinations:

when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

(via thelittlearchangelthatcould)